Beautiful Disaster.

Today I've made a resolution with regards to this blog
Oh btw it's my bday.
But that's not the point.
I shall make every title, from now on, start with "M" due to inspirational blogs of other people.
Cool ay?
Ok so that's the resolution.
Now. Walter and I have come up with a new religion, and all are advised to follow it dutifully
It's called Walmond-ism
Or just Walmond.
Anyway, the following are the seven commandments that all of you are supposed to follow:
(please follow them, these are the commandments that determine your way of life please.)
Ok.
The First Commandment:
Thou shalt worship Walmond as thou sole God and as thou only true faith.
Woot!
Most important first!
Now.
The Second Commandment:
Thou shalt giveth all of your abalone to Walmond as an act of true sacrifice.
True sacrifice people.
Abalone abalone lai lai!
The Third Commandment:
Thou shalt forever take Neoprints of thouself in thy belief of Walmond in the same manner as Walmond poses.
Please remember the fancy Neoprint depicting a fake kiss of thou Gods
The Fourth Commandment:
Sex and materialism is fully advocated and shall be endorsed if you wanna share summa your hot chicks with us.
Mind the lingo.
Yes come here babes!
The Fifth Commandment:
You must learn to either sail or play tennis.
Yes.
Worship the sportsmen.
Hot sportsmen.
Sail or play tennis!
The Sixth Commandment:
Thou shalt saveth all of your money to spendeth (is there such a word) your money on a sexy car (eg. Lotus Elise, Ferrari F430, Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG, Mazda Miata, Chevrolet Corvette) until you have become broketh.
You know how freaking sexy those cars are?
Hot hot!
Must get all of them.
Until you have broken bones..?
The Seventh Commandment:
Thou shalt kiss every other person like he/she is your lover in front of your spouse.
Er.
You can leave the spouse part out.

Anyways!
These are the Seven Commandments of Walmond-ism, following them fully will allow you to be promoted from the rank of Peanut to Macadamia to Walnut and finally to Cardinal.
Stupid nuts.
This is in the form of Priest to Bishop to Archbishop to Cardinal.
One of you Cardinals will be allowed to become the ultimate of all nuts.
The Roasted Walmond!
Btw, you can't be a Walmond because slot of Walmond has already been taken by the Gods.
TOO BAD.
Ok so!
Today's mond's birthday!
Follow the Seven Commandments.
Yeap!

3:32 PM